Girls: 3 Things You Should Never Do Around Your Man

1. Shaving let it be your little secret why you are so smooth.  

2. Changing your tampax (they know we do it they do not need to know how, their mother should have done that).  

3. Never ever break wind-pass air-fart-poop what ever you wnat to call it, do not do it! It takes away from your femininity. Don't do it.  It is not lady like.  

And for those of you who will say it is fun girl stop that poo, it is nasty I know because my four brothers and ex-husband told me the same thing.